| Date |
Program |
| 07.06.2008 | Condoleezza Says She's "Proud" Of Decision To Invade Iraq/
"What color is he?" is worse than "Nappy Headed Hoes"/
"Pregnant Man" Gives Birth/
Homosexuality is officially illegal in India |
| 06.29.2008 | Where to find boobs!/
Hot chicks are always "amazed" guys find the time for them -- Duh!/
"How come when it's us it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken it's an omelet?" -- I loved and am going to miss George Carlin/
Al Gore's home could power 232 U.S. homes/
What gay marriage means to me |
| 06.15.2008 | My Clinton Confession/
1ST Blood/
It takes a male and a female to raise a child |
| 06.08.2008 | Scientists of the world hard at work on the elimination of sheep farts/
Don't give your sweetie jewelry that has been inside someone's digestive tract/
Short on cash? Catching Bigfoot will get you a million bucks/
The Top 10 Jobs that will get you laid in 2008/
This Hillary supporter mixing it up at an Obama volunteer party/
Accused 9/11 Mastermind Wants Death Sentence. Uh, Let's give it to him! |
| 05.25.2008 | Purple Heart for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder/
Wander out of the safety zone, expect to get speared/
Money discriminates against blind people/
Hurricane Katrina caused by Gay pride/
Senator wants YouTube to censor all Islamist videos |
| 05.18.2008 | God made woman, children live with dead woman on toilet for two months/
Who taught Barack how to play pool??/
Take drugs and kill yourself for all I care/
Take a joke/
There should be doping in baseball! |
| 05.11.2008 | More people have voted for Hillary than Barack/
Sending kids to visit criminal moms in prison for Mothers' Day is a crappy ass idea/
F Big Brother and his red light cameras/
Sex and love are not addictions |
| 05.04.2008 | "That's definitely our pig"/
Don't piss-off a powerful politician/
Court says high school students have the right to wear anti-gay t-shirts |
| 04.20.2008 | 0 Tolerance Policy -- 5 Year Old Suspended/
Keeping pedophiles out of the priesthood is like keeping caffeine addicts out of the Starbucks/
Hit-and-run grannys/
Brigitte Bardot is not dead |
| 04.13.2008 | Arrest dog owners/
Young and inexperienced Obama supporters don't even know what they don't know/
The Preggers "Man" -- Fifteen Minutes of Freak Show Fame/
17 YO HS football star murdered by an illegal alien gang member -- Send the trash back from where they came |
| 04.06.2008 | Email Complaints about the show!/
Strong armed by soccer moms at the Starbucks/
So the Moratorium on Murder didn't work? -- Shocking!/
No shortage of terrible parenting keeping therapists in business/
Come enjoy the benefits of America without pledging allegiance to her |
| 03.30.2008 | Fighting at Subway/
UCLA college talk radio personality whining over Bruin March Madness broadcast rights/
It's true -- You can't handle the truth!/
Hands-Free sucks and isn't safer! |
| 03.23.2008 | Planned Parenthood Aborting Black Babies/
Don't Fall Asleep Next To A Stranger!/
Hey Gays -- Shut Up!/
Aging Babes: Gray Not Hot/
My Neighbor's Hookers |
| 03.16.2008 | "Modern Women" make babies cry/
I want my Airborne!/
Do teachers protect your kids?/
I know why NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer risked it all for sex |
| 03.09.2008 | What Daylight Savings Time and Low Flow Toilets have in common/
Christians Fighting with Christians -- Like Retards arguing over IQ/
White Americans at an Illegal Immigration rally?/
ABC censors A Raisin In The Sun |
| 03.02.2008 | I hate Barack Obama/
Black Women -- Black vs. Women/
"SUPER" Delegates
College President says it's The Teacher's Fault if you Fail |
| 02.03.2008 | Black History Month/
Uperbowl-Say/
Britney Spears |
| 01.27.2008 | I'm scared of my cell phone again/
Clinton in bed with another woman?/
Church picketing Heath Ledger's funeral because of Brokeback Mountain/
Fired for taking medicine -- called marijuana/
Illegal To Drive While Verbose (DWV) |
| 01.20.2008 | All of the students at one school on the badly behaved list are of a certain race - Why?/
Turns out we all can't just get along/
Should Muslim athletes be allowed to wear a special uniform to competition? |
| 01.13.2008 | Pregnant High School Students/
Hicks In Iowa/
The Only Thing I Really Want From A President/
Globes Ceremony Canceled - Good For The Writers!/
Do The Natural Thing and Shave! |
| 01.06.2008 | Death puts a damper on music, drinks and food/
I'd kill my baby daddy for Hannah Montana tickets/
Rich Losing Their Religion/
Retarded are now Those With Diminished Comprehension/
Rich, married, church-going, white, Republican parents satisfied and happy - And your point is? |
| 12.30.2007 | HMO murders girl/
Christmas Vacation vs. Winter Break/
A murderer eulogizes a batterer/
If the tiger mauling victims taunted the tiger, they deserve what they got! |
| 12.23.2007 | Finally a study says taking off our shoes at the airport is a complete waste of time/
Presidential candidates' passions/
Send your kid to church and she comes back pregnant |
| 12.16.2007 | Kangaroo Farts/
Elementary School Crush/
Oprah better not ruin it for Hillary/
I am terrified of my cell phone!/
God Killed Gunman |
| 12.09.2007 | Maybe NOT getting to know each other is the key to a successful relationship/
Would you sleep in a dead man's house?/
Is it right for charity Solicitors to guilt people at the airport? Why don't people just learn to say no./
There was a "Prayer For Peace" days before the Mall Shooting. Well that worked./
Teen Births Rise. I think it's because of the Mexicans./
Miracle On 34TH Street objectionable?! |
| 12.02.2007 | Charming Muslims/
Miss Congeniality 2!/
Tiffany's vs. eBay/
Another Peterson with dead and missing wives |
| 11.25.2007 | Cheerleader Photos Controversial/
Ban Handguns?/
American Airlines says 90% baggage accuracy is acceptable!/
Punishment for manslaughter is going to work?!/
Compulsory national service? |
| 11.18.2007 | If you're dating a woman other than your wife, your son may kill you/
Charge the 10-year-old fire starter/
Kill your neighbor's burglars/
If jail makes parents do the right thing, then jail 'em! |
| 11.11.2007 | Smoking pot at the Lion King/
"It's a Small World" is being renamed "It's a Fat World"/
Georgia elects a governor who believes he can solve the state's problems by praying that they will get better - By
comparison it makes The Terminator seem like a super intelligent choice/
Jews never declared holy war and killed innocent civilians in the name of Moses! |
| 11.04.2007 | Shake Your Popcorn/
Peace on Earth?/
"Naked" man costume caused controversy/
The Teacher & the Boy - There Should be a Double Standard |
| 10.28.2007 | Why didn't you think to evacuate or use a condom?/
Does sticking up for the confederate flag amount to racist bigotry?/
Killer Macaque Attack; Monkeys Gone Wild/
Kudos to 'Lost' for firing actors behaving badly/
"I could end illegal immigration in three years" |
| 10.21.2007 | A teen's drug O.D. - Sad? - Or simply a consequence of her irresponsible behavior?/
Man up Ellen!/
Should middle school offer birth control? |
| 10.14.2007 | New cell phone disease causes ringing ears and vibrating hipbones/
no movies with women in the lead - Neanderthal thinking or good business sense?/
How exactly does global warming pertain to world peace?/
The new Pepsi Challenge - You don't like Pepsi, you get punched in the face |
| 10.07.2007 | "Most Likely To..." Bomb His Reunion?/
Illegal Immigration Protesters - I Love These People/
Al Sharpton rallying for another troublemaker/
***The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. |
| 09.30.2007 | A new poll says Blacks have come to their senses/
Republicans dis African-Americans/
You can't fool Mother Nature./
Poor people and minorities can't get IDs?/
See-Through frogs |
| 09.23.2007 | online survey finds that people wipe their noses on their sleeves/
city wants to add parking meters to public streets; calls free parkers cheapskates/
San Diego mayor was against gay marriage until his own daughter came out - How convenient it is to discriminate
against other people's loved ones/
The Black equal rights movement is not about defending violent Black criminals! |
| 09.16.2007 | 53% in L.A. speak English as their Second Language - - - Shocking?/
Appearance vs. personality/
"Happy 9/11!"/
i want to see kathy lee and kelly mud wrestle ;) |
| 09.09.2007 | why is it illegal for two guys to cruise each other in a restroom./
"You Can't Be Too Thin" |
| 08.26.2007 | What's so bad about Michael Vick?... And what's so great about dogs?/
Sexual abuse specifically a Catholic problem |
| 08.19.2007 | Oh my good god, would you like a slurpee - And a motel room with that?/
One city is reaching out to illegal aliens with a unique perk/
Modern road to white house verges on insane |
| 08.12.2007 | Racist Threats vs. Nappy Headed Hos/
Lose your job for Not insulting gay and lesbians/
Wedding Canceled; Pregnancy Continues |
| 08.05.2007 | Can teaching turn you into a racist?/
Young women these days are bad mothers/
Sicko/
God did not save pastor killed by lightning |
| 07.29.2007 | 16-year-old unmarried pregnant girl surprised at being shamed/
I'm more insane than the mentally ill/
Honeybees have a lot of responsibility resting on their, um, do honeybees have shoulders?/
What your Pope has been spending his time on |
| 07.08.2007 | Women's Movement created Liz Claiborne/
"Mission Accomplished?"/
$4 for an iPod?/
Nicole Richie wants Jail weight loss program/
Iran builds nuclear arms while energy reserves languish for lack of refineries/
Racial preferences in schools send wrong message about race to kids/
Wimbledon discusses banning panties |
| 06.24.2007 | Homosexuality a health hazard?/
A space shuttle, a staple gun, and Duet Coke vs. lemonade/
And the custody goes to... the alcoholic! |
| 06.17.2007 | The 30-second rule/
The L.A. Hospital Death doesn't even surprise me/
Guess which minority is now the majority in college/
Music, Sex, and Girls' Asses/
We really are sad and alone |
| 06.10.2007 | Driving While Cell-Phoned/
Paris Hilton's High School Days/
Man left at the altar because he made anti-gay remarks/
Surgeon General says If the parts don't fit, You must not have sex with it/
JonBenet and Natalee Holloway step-sisters? |
| 06.03.2007 | Cell phones are the new lighters/
Welcome to the Gynecologists Convention/
How I'm like a 4-year-old child/
Dumb Dora has died/
Apply for a pants job and sue to wear a skirt/
eHarmony can match compatibility for anyone on the planet - Except gays |
| 05.13.2007 | Response to immigration rally violence: Politics instead of real answers/
A $1 bill only worth 97 cents/
Uh, Sunscreen doesn't work - Whoops!/
In California and across the nation some freeway shoulders have come to resemble weekend yard sales./
I want some "orbital debris" |
| 05.06.2007 | Cats on cell phones/
Graffiti, pregnant ninth graders, divorce, and Mexicans/
Politicians can't stand up for what they really believe |
| 04.29.2007 | Another Asian kid writes about violence/
Teacher kicked out of school for allowing a student to advocate tolerance of gays/
Divorced parents like Alec Baldwin care more about their own happiness than their children's/
Don Imus vs. Hip-hop extreme curse words |
| 04.22.2007 | Why Cho did it
&
Intelligence vs. Social Skills |
| 04.15.2007 | Don Imus & Race |
| 04.08.2007 | I believe Keith Richards did snort his father/
Is calling your attorney a "big-time Jew lawyer" anti-Semitic?/
Lesbian's lawsuit says gays shouldn't adopt/
Legalize sexually explicit Internet communications with underage boys/
What if the Virgins awaiting Muslims in Heaven were 73 nuns?/
Print ballots in English only/
Magnitude-8 quake lifts island and exposes coral reef/
I love it when forces of good come on strong |
| 04.01.2007 | Jail Teenage Arsonists!/
Poison Pet food - How do we know human food isn't next?/
Los Angeles is turning Third World |
| 03.25.2007 | I'm A Human Seismograph/
So-Called Immigration Rallies A Good Place To Arrest Illegals/
Hang On Sloopy, Sloopy Hang On/
Campaigns & Cancer |
| 03.18.2007 | Black vs. Latino problems/
Pres. Bush says we can't deport illegals because there are too many/
Texting through movies |
| 03.04.2007 | Are we all just one step away from a mental breakdown?/
Is English really the language of success?/
Factory Girl: Was Andy Warhol the most influential artist of the 20th century or a disgusting human
being?/
Monopoly a good thing for consumers? |
| 02.25.2007 | Gay Girl Dance & Drill Team Assistants have infiltrated the high schools/
We only live 2 thirds as long as we think/
Ellen hosting the Oscars! |
| 02.18.2007 | Itchy Nosy/
My declawed cat can paw at things just fine/
Tim Hardaway & Glory Road/
Snickers Super Bowl Spot doesn't offend me - But its homophobic website does!/
I dream of Meredith Viera Dreaming Of Diane Sawyer/
Which leg does Heather Mills McCartney kick paparazzi with??/
I hope Barack Obama pulls a Howard Dean |
| 02.11.2007 | Wooden Dowels, Oven Racks, and Open Cat Boxes/
A Beautiful Death?!/
No Kissing in The New World/
Good Astronaut/Bad Astronaut/
Cartoon Network Head Resigns and 2 men charged because Bostonians are stupid |
| 02.04.2007 | Exploding Gas Stations Send OCD Into Tizzy/
What do I think about Barack Obama?/
Niggers, Faggots, and Public School Bitches/
Heroes' Gay Charachter goes straight |
| 01.28.2007 | Principal would rather not know about problems at his school than improve them/
My High School Hero/
Kerry decides against joining '08 race; Uh... duh |
| 01.21.2007 | "Being gay is THE LAST THING I would want to be known for"/
No Spanky/
Should minorities back others just because they are from the same group? |
| 01.14.2007 | Black girls and Mexican girls/
City Will Not Punish Officer Who Shot 13-Year-Old Boy but paid his family $1.5 million/
Marriage vs. Money vs. Happiness/
"Crocodile Hunter" death tape destroyed |
| 01.07.2007 | Old horses and commentators have been replaced/
Diamonds are not an African girl's best friend/
Messengers "shot" in Saddam execution video |
| 12.31.2006 | Dueling funerals and execution coverage this weekend/
THE KING OF SWING and the 'Godfather Of Soul' |
| 12.24.2006 | SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE/
What can we do to help protect Israel?/
N.B.A. players suspension excessive?/
MADD&MissTeenUSA/
FCC&JanetJacksonsBreast/
Ban on gay marriage is discrimination akin to former ban on interracial marriage |
| 12.17.2006 | Pray to god to be a good boy/
Thin stars and The Body Part Challenge: Is it a forearm or a Calf?/
Donald Rumsfeld the nation's greatest secretary of Defense ever?/
How the religious right and extremist Muslims are alike/
Gay Congressman's spouse denied pension/
Duke Lacrosse Rape case a setback for women and gender relations/
Botched executions of rapist/murderers - Who cares? |
| 12.10.2006 | This 3 Quarter Je thinks Mel's apology was sincere and forgives him/
Global Warming? Instead of messing with Mother Nature we should learn to adapt |
| 12.03.2006 | Big Ah Cat/
Black and Bald/
Michael Richards!/
My Word Quota/
Sean Hannity's gay dating service broke my computer |
| 11.26.2006 | The Prince Concert/
My Dad's Approval/
O.J.'s Canceled Interview/
Should Pregnant Students Be Accepted At School? |
| 11.19.2006 | Hispanic-Americans are turning us into a third-world culture/
You don't have to say "I'm gay" anymore |
| 11.12.2006 | Hehehe... My plan is working!/
What do veterans say we need in Iraq/
Family oriented minorities do better/
'Fat Actress' Sexy!/
Break Up Texting |
| 11.05.2006 | I was in love with my DVR/
The girl who cried over her Moxy Box/
New Admiral Superintendant's solution to LAUSD's problems is to get better teachers?!/
More faggots |
| 10.29.2006 | I Am A Sad Faced Tomato/
Is "faggot" less offensive and hateful than racial slurs? |
| 10.22.2006 | A German Cottage was Destroyed by a Meteor. Could this happen in Studio City?/
Who's Rich Little?/
I'm fasting like Ramadan/
N. Korea Has Politicians Too!/
"Serena, the Jungle Girl" |
| 10.15.2006 | "Secret Lives Of Gay Wives!"/
New LAUSD Superintendent Never Worked In A School/
I Got Called A Dyke On Friday/
Memory Is A Monument Harder Than Stone |
| 10.08.2006 | Are you a flip?/
Atheist/
Foley's only crime is being a dirty old GAY man/
miss cleo |
| 09.18.2006 | School Shooting victim asked for it/
Pope vs. Islam: What's the diff? |
| 09.11.2006 | 5'9" 123 LBS. The new chubby/
It's not politically correct but we need to start profiling/
Dad's Conversation Topics/
Star Trek Capt. afraid of space travel./
Breast-enhancing for 6 year old girls/
Supersensitive Nerve Endings/
"This is NOT for the air!"!/
Marry Myself?/
"GFEs" - "girlfriend experiences"/
Gays shouldn't be proud on a high holy day |
| 09.04.2006 | I loved the Crocodile Hunter/
Are old men really less interested in chasing women or are they just tired?/
I'm always the bad guy/
Priests, arthritis, and the Pope/
Snakes In A Theater - Smell-o-vision/
Send students home for wearing the wrong clothes. |
| 08.21.2006 | "I hope you didn't forget to pay your taxes... 12 million illegal aliens are depending on you!"/
I hope I never get involved with a girl like Heather Mills!/
Clinton can't remember which hole he played last!/
go hide in a church, lawbreaker/
It's not racism; It's that you're poor/
2 Palestinians walk into a bar.../
"ah, they blow up so fast!"/
Is carrying a purse dog the definition of "hot"?/
FOOTBALL is a privilege; Not a punishment/
Dr Pepper doesn't get a period./
The Governator vetoes gay history |
| 08.14.2006 | The lengths people go to to hide their age/
Shameless Plugs/
Terrified by the Science Channel/
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40/
Floyd Landis has twice as many testicles as the previous Tour De France winner/
The government wants to define your family too |
| 08.07.2006 | I think I got bitten by a bat/
Breasts & Feeding/
100 Different Descriptions! |
| 07.31.2006 | English!/
Funeral Services, Religion, and how Jews and Muslims are alike/
Waspy Women/
Pres. Bush violates his own FCC rules/
Calcutta! |
| 07.17.2006 | The Black View/
What do women care about more? Cancer or their hair?/
"gay panic" |
| 07.10.2006 | If you think homosexuality is wrong because the Bible says so, you should be all for slavery/
Cooter Radio For Women/
Ladies, if you look like Rosie O'Donnell please don't call yourself HOT!!!/
Theodore Roosevelt weighs in on Immigrants and being an American 99 years later/
I watched the space shuttle launch literally just to see if it was gonna blow up/
Iraq war memorial on Santa Monica Beach |
| 07.03.2006 | Are bees hes or shes?/
More "lotion stains"/
Vaccinating 9-year-olds against sexually transmitted diseases/
Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pairates Life For Me/
Gwen Araujo: A Girl Like Me/
Angelina Jolie Interview On Anderson Cooper On CNN |
| 06.26.2006 | Hedging its bets, chocolate company invests in diet company too/
Pin P-I-N/
Cat Racism/
Cum Stains/
"Oh, You were offended?!" |
| 06.19.2006 | Filing My Cat's Nails/
Al Gore Would Have Us Living Like The 3RD World |
| 06.12.2006 | The Scrunchie - My Mental Illness!/
Teen Smoking No Longer on the Decline - Bring Back The Saturday Morning Brainwashing! |
| 06.05.2006 | Are There More Black Bisexual Women?/
How The Movie Transamerica Helped Me/
Billie Jean King Really Is A Legend! |
| 05.29.2006 | Boy Scout Do-Gooding make up for Discrimination?/
Paul McCartney's separation - You just can't replace Linda |
| 05.22.2006 | Small children and transsexuals/
The fat kid is totally accepted now days/
According to one teacher, the Black kids are the worst behaved |
| 05.15.2006 | The movie Crash made me violently angry/
No Good Deed Ever Goes Unpunished/
Guess The Complaint/
Prayer is a waste of time |
| 05.08.2006 | Chicken Nuggets Anonymous/
Snow White Is Playmate of the Year/
If Anna Nicole Smith is Pregnant who is the father?/
Bush Sang Star Spangled Banner En Espanol/
Spelling bee a sport?! |
| 05.01.2006 | Yes, it is illegal to walk out of school/
I learned 2 things when I saw a fire this week: A. It's all about location and B. You can't count on people to help/
Yelling "Fire" |
| 04.24.2006 | 67 more people not saved by religion/
What time is it?/
going to Mexico/
Defense of Moussaoui |
| 04.17.2006 | Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit/
Everything new and improved ruins our appreciation of everything before it/
Who ever invented "sleeping" with another person?!/
"Where are your shoes?"/
There is less and less music that can satisfy anymore/
Suffering as a learning experience or for a reward?! |
| 04.10.2006 | My pursuit of boobs left me with a dead battery/
Science News: New Red and Blue Rings Found Around Uranus/
80 year old woman seeking a man in his 20s to eat her/
Black Congressmen and white security guards/
"United 93" movie - It's not too soon/
Vigorous debate about Jesus And Judas - in 2006! |
| 04.03.2006 | Muslim wants son to die for Islam/
A Year Without Shopping/
Should DUI Offenders Be labeled on their license plates?/
Illegal Immigrant student protesters don't know what they're talking about |
| 03.27.2006 | Those 57 year old "kids" these days/
White blond made up to look Black feels discomfort for first time/
My Panic Attack gets Response/
Sleep/
Google/
Why are Christians dying to help those who execute Christians? |
| 03.20.2006 | The pressure to be funny from 8:20 to 8:40 AM/
God/
The "N" Word/
Criminal High School needs police - Not a ballet studio |
| 03.13.2006 | Stuck between a bore and a farter/
Do you judge people by the place they buy their food?/
Biology & Graduation/
Gay Penguins & The Furor They Incite/
Million $ Psychic Challenge |
| 03.06.2006 | Blacks And The Academy Awards/
Billy Goat Hairs On My Chin/
Hair In The Swedish Pancake/
How We Are Like The Elephant Seals/
The Merits Of Excedrin |
| 02.27.2006 | I'm skiing and I suddenly have the urge to shoot something/
Turin/Torino?/
Top Olympic Babe/
My Surprising Guilt Over Slavery/
Dog Shows & Beauty Pageants |
| 02.20.2006 | Sharp Show Opening Song/
Big Fish vs. Little Fish/
People not on email have given up on life/
For the lactose intolerant, frozen yogurt is worth the gripping stomach pain/
Lovely Lesbians and Black Gentlemen/
High Pressure, Low Pressure, Who Cares? Just give me the weather! |
| 02.13.2006 | Sharp's new promos/
Dick Chaney Shoots Quail - Whoops!/
My decadent tastes destine me to always be miserable/
Grammy Scandal?/
Barry Manilow #1/
I spent most of my growing up with The Jeffersons/
Zero tolerance rules lack any notion of common sense |
| 02.06.2006 | Am I just a sex object? ;)/
Why I'm like a cat (I like to lie in the sunny spot)/
A hot Meth Addict/
Man Held in Gay Bar Attack Dies After Shootout - Good Riddance!/
Deputy who shot airman should be fired and charged with attempted murder |
| 01.30.2006 | Google This/
Stephen Baldwin, who has appeared in violent and sexually explicit movies, is waging a war against vice./
Heart Attack a new cure for Blindness |
| 01.23.2006 | Michael Schiavo Remarries - And your point is?/
Sister's Housewarming party: I'm obnoxious/You call this cocktail conversation?/
14 year old hired to make out with Colin Farrell |
| 01.16.2006 | Martin Luther King: The King Himself/
Queen Latifah does not belong next to Bob Hope!/
Jesus does not save/
Lindsay Lohan can smother me and come to me with her problems/
Our kids need less love between men and more cruelty to animals, subjugation of women, cold blooded murder,
drug-laced sex romps, and gratuitous sadism. |
| 01.09.2006 | Rose Parade Soak Down - Great! - No Mass Migration To So Cal This Year!/
Should Stroke Survivors be on national TV?/
Are gay men "real" men? |
| 12.26.2005 | Should I use crazy glue to perform my own surgery?/
The Governator says "F.U." to the girly men in his hometown in Austria!/
Medicine is designed to treat disease strains that have Evolved - Hope Creationists aren't taking any
antibiotics/
the city and the baseball league are responsible for the baseball bat death?/
Thailand is ahead of Us in medicine now because the religious right likens killing stem cells to murder/
What is it with actors seeking clemency for murderers?! |
| 12.19.2005 | Legislation aimed at protecting religious activities is protecting Gays - Haha/
Tookie Williams and Rosa Parks/
New Orleans Company to Offer Disaster Tours - I now have a reason to go there! |
| 12.12.2005 | Rumors!/
Should porn stars have kids? Think about it./
Am I the only one who thinks the air marshalls should not have shot and killed the mentally ill passenger?/
You be an F-ing teacher./
Tookie and The Governator/
Spiritual Quest didn't help murder victim |
| 12.05.2005 | Is being in the closet a privacy right?/
Is it a man's right to sit next to a lone child on a plane?/
Can a psychic help with Britney Spears' marriage woes? |
| 11.28.2005 | It is more relevant to to have gay marriage legalized than interracial marriage/
Is she really a dear friend if you're searching for her on craigslist?/
Who's Mr. Miyagi? That guy is "Arnold"!/
Cloning Meat; Would vegans and PETA have to start approving meat consumption?/
Can any amount of "do-gooding" make up for murder? |
| 11.21.2005 | Official says danger on new bus line is "a learning curve."/
Dining in the Dark/
no red pens ever!/
Judge compares Woman to Kittens |
| 11.14.2005 | Children complain of mysterious "Doctor" visits at day care/
4 Letter Names/
I Pledge Allegiance/
Tiffany's |
| 11.07.2005 | The Orange Line. Come for the fun, stay for the accident investigation./
Would you rather your son be a Hare Krishna or Gay?/
Big Hunks & Sugar Daddys/
Election Calls! |
| 10.31.2005 | Ho Dies at Age 80/
Why do women really wear slutty costumes on Halloween?/
Another prominent man admits to getting into his business for the vag (Vagina Makes the world go 'round)/
NBA dress code attacks blacks? |
| 10.24.2005 | Give President Bush some/
Why do the networks want you to watch television on Thursdays?/
What animal would you be?/
Would you hold the purse?/
Read Mail Receipts are depressing |
| 10.17.2005 | Jackhammers and smoking/
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong/
Bush Should Nominate A Fetus To The Supreme Court/
Yom Kippur/
Religeous Fanatics Obsessed With Harriet Miers/
If Abortion Is Outlawed There Will Be More Poor Black People Standing On Roofs During The Next Katrina!/
Powerful Rich Will Always Be Able To Abort/
What Is A "Semi-Romantic" Relationship?! |
| 10.10.2005 | College major in vagina/
If you get E. Coli you must not have a girlfriend/
National Coming Out Day - What's the "Big Deal?"/
In a wide ranging news conference that ran nearly an hour, Bush sounded intelligent and like a strong
leader |
| 10.03.2005 | Pictures of dead women/
People trying way too hard to be politically correct/
Stealing chicken/
My dilemma - Talking to foes as Producer Sharp |
| 09.26.2005 | What the Hell is going on?: A lot of bad and ridiculous news on tv/
Your kid could die if you choose to have a baby-sitter raise him instead of you./
An online dating service for liberals only/
It's a Christian Value to expell a girl from school because her parents are lesbians |
| 09.19.2005 | Why do me really become doctors? (Vagina Makes The World Go 'Round)/
Hiding from my own cat/
Mammogram porn?/
Ilove L.A.! Even the weekend anchors are hot!/
Forget about the school pledge being unconstitutional;The U.S. should not Observe Day of Prayer for Katrina
Victims/
Public Schools put dangerous kids in your child's class room |
| 09.12.2005 | Name Change/
My 3RD 5K - I beat my time!/
Can masters and slaves be "friends"?
The first album featuring hits by different artists was created to get into a girl's sweater (vagina makes the world
go 'round) (Or Breasts, as the case may be)/
When it comes to issues where prejudice and discrimination are involved, the rights of the minority cannot be
trusted to the "will of the people". |
| 09.05.2005 | How old do YOU feel?/
"Sorry" fixes everything/
Rioting and shooting - Do we really want to help these people? |
| 08.29.2005 | Acrylamide is my favorite food - Yum!/
Who was your first crush?/
If you send your kids to day care do you really think you can be replaced by a 5 dollar an hour immigrant?/
49ers player dies while praying - Why do you think it will help you?/
Instead of giving your grandparents a fake marriage for a present, why don't you just be proud of who you are and
tell your grandparents the truth and tell them that they should be proud of you too./
Humans are just another species at the zoo |
| 08.22.2005 | Mariah Carey envies those poor starving kids on TV/
smoking, and the "Jennings effect"/
rapper Kanye West questioned his sexuality/
is it offensive to call someone a gay icon or to ask if a show has gay listeners?/
Black white dating and all that |
| 08.15.2005 | Dust from the year 1479/
People are losing weight eating at McDonald's/
Evidently, the Himalayan Nanga Parbat Mountain's unconquered Rupul Face... is still unconquered
I don't think John Kerry really wants to help Hispanics/
Dallas' Miss Ellie's interesting life |
| 08.08.2005 | Anonymous Angry Email/
Iraq presents plan to fight insurgents - Well halefrickenluya!/
Craigslist.org Headlines/
Unpixellated boobs/
A HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE: Discrimination or Preservation? |
| 08.01.2005 | Serena Survives Root Canal/
I knew Echinacea didn't work!/
George W. Bush has done more for women and their rights than most feminists |
| 07.22.2005 | Serena Sharp Radio And Internet Interview |
| 07.25.2005 | Thanks for the name calling. How rude. |
| 07.18.2005 | A word to Rosie O'Donnell/
Another Wardrobe Malfunction/
NASA's "safety culture" has not been fixed/
Sandra Bullock has finally turned me off |
| 07.11.2005 | Bulls Gore - Duh!/
Feminine Product Name Origin Revealed/
Feed Lindsay!/
A Law That Steals Your House Is Used To Steal The Law Maker's House! -
Yay!/
Should illegal immigrants qualify for in-state college tuition?/
London Bombings: The rescuer's story |
| 07.04.2005 | I Measured Myself!/
Sedated & In Debt VS. Wide Awake, Baby!/
BBW Threesome! |
| 06.27.2005 | A Hot chick can hold my attention through 2 hours
of ANY movie/
Snapple's attempt at a new Guiness world record has ended in a sticky
mess./
Guantanamo Prisoners Well Fed!/
Another example that religion is ridiculous and evil/
Good News For Bigots!: You Can Now Go To Disneyland! |
| 06.20.2005 | Fear Factor sued for being too Frightful/
If You Don't Have To Work Saturdays, Go Thank A Jew./
The New York Times Is Bowing To The Christers/
Should a prince fall in love with another prince?/
Why Should The Senate Apologize For Lynchings? |
| 06.13.2005 | It's legal to discriminate against kids with gay
parents/
Some people don't want a murderer prosecuted because he's 80-years-old.
Should murder be legal for old people?/
The law doesn't say anything about letting bloody men with chain saws
into the country, so I guess it's O.K.! |
| 06.06.2005 | Do you still have any mix tapes around?/
A woman who had an abortion compares what she did to murder |
| 05.30.2005 | Are french fries vegetables?/
Destroy some cells in a Petri dish to save a life - I'm for that. |
| 05.23.2005 | More car-pool lanes we can't use/
Men Don't Want Marriage/
You think our election was effed up? In Pennsylvania they voted to
teach religion in science class./
12 dead insurgents - Yay! |
| 05.16.2005 | Should teachers omit facts from students
to be politically correct?/
The Mayoral Race - Tweedledum versus Tweedledee |
| 05.09.2005 | Albuquerque Or Las Vegas/
More Freeway Shootings Less Traffic/
Missing Iguana/
Looking @ Breasts Lowers Blood Pressure/
Chris Rock Defends Steroid Use Among Athletes?/
Dirty Talk offensive in a locker room full of guys?/
More Virgin Mary seen in stain news |
| 05.02.2005 | Is it an insult if your beauty contest is held in
a zoo?/
Duck Hatches Ducklings/Pope Seen Through Window/
the pledge of what? |
| 04.25.2005 | God has sent another sign/
Iraqis Happy/
Did Schwarzenegger really misspeak because of a "language problem?"/
Internet College? |
| Lincoln
A Homo.mp3 | Lincoln A Homo |
| 04.18.2005 | Mile of Men - Yay!/
Rhinos versus Hippos/
Should we make baseball bats illegal? |
| 04.11.2005 | Gays Evil; Child Porn O.K./
If you're a smoker, should you really be "surprised," when you're
diagnosed with cancer?/
Only Rich & Famous Should Suffer Disease & Injury/
Why aren't Stem Cell Opponents against fertility clinics?/
Ban SUVs? Dandruff Affects Atmosphere-Should we mandate Head & Shoulders? |
| 04.04.2005 | I don't get the mourning for the pope/
Government Website discriminates/
Teachers always bring their private life into the classroom - Unless
they're Bisexual |
| 03.28.2005 | Serena Sharpfeather/
Going to church didn't save little girl. What makes you think it
will save you?/
Water and food are not artificial means |
| 03.21.2005 | Apparently death row is sexy to women/
Evidently Bonny Lee Bakley committed suicide/
Is tradition a good reason to discriminate?/
Was the war worth it? |
| 03.14.2005 | Drunk Drivers who kill should be charged with
murder/
BAN CAR-CHASES/
Refund Social Security |
| 03.07.2005 | Scott Peterson's mom is evil/
Let's all work from home in honor of Martha Stewart's home
confinement/
Women Adopt Frozen Embryos, Save Them from Science/
It's not like people are going to be f---ing you and pulling your
arm out of its socket, or sitting on your arm./
U.S. Forces Wound Freed Hostage in Iraq - Doh!/
If the idiots at the phone company can answer in 2 minutes, it
shouldn't take 8 minutes to get ahold of 911/
Spike Lee racist |
| 02.28.2005 | Parents don't know how to explain the
police shooting of the
13-year-old suspected car thief to their kids. How 'bout telling
them not to steal cars and back them into police officers?/
He's just the pope for god's sake |
| 02.21.2005 | halitosis/
cancer shmancer - cure the penis!/
Does size matter?...should it matter...u tell me/
And another reason to love the Internet!/
Legalize Polygamous Marriage |
| 02.14.2005 | African-American/
American Kids Jaded/
Wife Swap |
| 02.07.2005 | Michael Jackson/
Iraqis voted because they live in occupied territory/
Is the Pledge Of Allegiance against your religion? |
| 01.31.2005 | Serena moved by Iraqi vote/
Where are the Iraqi women?/
Amber Alert Enough Already?/
When 25-million-dollars isn't enough/
Should genius criminals be put in prison or put to work?/
Apparently, cocaine and spray lube don't mix./
While prostitution is still illegal, you can auction off the use of
your body parts on eBay and make a bundle/
If you're gonna kill yourself, just do it already - by yourself, at
home |
| 01.24.2005 | Can you buy a happy childhood?/
When a weatherman is fired for a verbal flub that sounds like a racial
slur, who is the racist?/
California Executes Convicted Killer - Yay!/
If you believe in abortion, why would you care what a church does with
aborted fetuses? |
| 01.17.2005 | I Have A Dream/
Gay Bomb/
If someone steals, should she be turned in, even if the victim doesn't
want that to happen?/
Is an anonymous e-card really the way to tell someone you
gave them a disease? |
| 01.10.2005 | Why didn't THE AMAZING KRESKIN know?/
'Who's YOUR Daddy'?/
GOD FLOODS CHURCH/
Should the news media be showing the truth? |
| 01.03.2005 | Are American people jaded?/
Should the lottery change its rules so the 94-year-old winner can get
paid before she dies?/
Another great money making idea for you.../
In regard to the tsunami, "god" has some explaining to do. |
| 06.16.2003 | Sex & The Senior Citizens |
| 02.10.2003 | Toy Guns/
Michael Jackson |
